1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail-cut, I'm going to jump down spin around, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 fail day, jump down spin around, pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail day, 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail-cut, 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:23,000 pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:29,000 pick a fail day, jump down spin around, pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail day, 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:48,000 I'm going to jump spin a fail-cut, I'm going to jump down spin around, pick a fail day, I'm going to jump down spin around, 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 John, good to you. 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Howdy. 9 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Good morning. 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Morning. 11 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Mighty nice day. 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Yes, it is. 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Might not ask a personal question. 14 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 No. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Well, um, what are you doing up in the tree? 16 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Oh, well, the baby bird, it fell out. 17 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Have you thought about how you're 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 going to get down out of the tree? 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Down? 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Oh, well, I, uh... 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Um... 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Here, let me help you. 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I'll give you the little hand. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 You gotta trust me, baby. 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Get your hands off my daughter! 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Put it there! 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Put it there! 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I suggest you go about your business, young man. 29 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Fair weather, friends. 30 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 That's all they are ever last one of them. 31 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Well, since then, it's plowing time, and you can't expect far enough to come. 32 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I have expected to have been ever since they passed that blasted whiskey tax. 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Ever since I emptied that last cake of whiskey, there ain't been nobody in here but females. 34 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Ben, you don't suppose they'd repeal that, they're full law, do you? 35 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I was down to Salem in the day, and I hear folks talking about Congress. 36 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Just might be changing their mind about that, their tax. 37 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Yeah? 38 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Howdy! 39 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Morning! 40 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I sure could use a drink. 41 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 We got you an apple cider, and that's all we got. 42 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 That's all right. 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Nothing I like better than good apple cider. 44 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I've seen that. 45 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Is this, uh... 46 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Boonsboro? 47 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 It sure is. 48 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 How about that? 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I'm only a mile away. 50 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I feel like Moses coming out of the wilderness. 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 One mile away from here is going into the wilderness, not out of it. 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Where are you bound? 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 New Harmony Village. 54 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 To what? 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 You folks knew around here? 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 This is my tavern. I'm Cincinnati. 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Jim McGill. 58 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Mr. McGill. 59 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm Ben. 60 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I work around here. 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Thank you. 62 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Now what were you saying? The new what? 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Oh, sir. 64 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 It says right here, the new Harmony Village. 65 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Is there something wrong, Ben? 66 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Where'd you get this? 67 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Back home, outside of Williamsburg. 68 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Did you pay money for it? 69 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 You might save my life savings. 70 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Why? 71 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Who sold it to you? 72 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:50,000 It says right here, an authorized agent of the Daniel Boone Land and Development Company. 73 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 So, what? 74 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Daniel Boone Land and Development Company. 75 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Look, there is a Daniel Boone, isn't there? 76 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Oh, yes, there's a Daniel Boone, all right. 77 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 It's a complete swindle. 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 That's a fact. 79 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Yeah. 80 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 And a forgery. 81 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Reckon so? 82 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, I don't know. 83 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 We'll have to do something. 84 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 We. 85 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 It's your land and development company. 86 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 It ain't ours. 87 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 A friend and a. 88 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 I don't know what to say, Jimmy. 89 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 It's just nothing. 90 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I've been carrying this thing for a good long 300 miles, Mr. Boone. 91 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Keeping it dry and all kinds of weather. 92 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Every time I camp, I read the print, clear off the page. 93 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 You might even say I know it by heart. 94 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 But no. 95 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 That's your name, right? 96 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 So, Snaps, you got a quitter on here someplace. 97 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Right over here, Daniel? 98 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Jimmy, this is my signature. 99 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Why? 100 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Do you ever see anybody so prime, first class A number one stupid? 101 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Not lately, anyway. 102 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 How did you ever believe all of that, anyway? 103 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 What did I say here? 104 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Two-room cabin and cleared land and Indian servants. 105 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,000 How come you left that part out about the blue-eyed, curly-headed blonde wife, huh? 106 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh, no. 107 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 You didn't read the small print. 108 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I need to rub it in, Ben. 109 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I guess I got it coming. 110 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 What would I dream? 111 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 I really dream, don't I? 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I don't suppose there'd be any chance of finding the swindler who... 113 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Not likely to be waiting around for me. 114 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Thanks anyway, Mr. Boone. 115 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Jimmy? 116 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Better go see if I can find a waiter in my supper. 117 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Well, here's your man. 118 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Yeah, that is a strange, little battle. 119 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yeah. 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 You know, he's not your responsibility, Daniel. 121 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Oh, I know it, Daniel. 122 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 It took like a man, didn't it? 123 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 He ate it. 124 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Put yourself in his place. 125 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I sure wouldn't mind. 126 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 What is Rebecca cooking up for supper, anyway? 127 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Always thinking about your stuff. 128 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah. 129 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Daniel's blue was a man. 130 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Yes, a big man. 131 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 With a knife like a nickel and a stall as a mountain was he. 132 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Daniel Boone was a man. 133 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Yes, a big man. 134 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 He was brave. 135 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 He was fearless and a stump as a mighty old tree. 136 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:01,000 From the coon skin cap on the top of old band to the heel of his raw high chew. 137 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 The ripenest, rawr and the spindest man. 138 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000 The front tier ever knew. 139 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 So, Daniel Boone was a man. 140 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Yes, a big man. 141 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,000 And he fought for America to make all Americans free. 142 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 What a fool! 143 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 What a fool! 144 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 What a fool! 145 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 What a fool! 146 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 What a fool! 147 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Sylvia said she loved me. 148 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Now I know she lied. 149 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:53,000 She hasn't been to see me. 150 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Since the last day of July. 151 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Bring me little waters. 152 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, bring me little water now. 153 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:15,000 She hasn't been to see me. 154 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Since the last day of July. 155 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 It's up, Robie. 156 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Ready in a minute. 157 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I'm sure we should play one of those. 158 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Maybe you can. 159 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 All he needs is a head for music. 160 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 How do you know? 161 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 How do you know what? 162 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 You've got a head for music. 163 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 That's just the trouble. 164 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Sometimes you don't know whether you can do something to you. 165 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Fall on your face a couple of times. 166 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Becky, you know that nice piece of land we have over on Bluebird Ridge. 167 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Listen, you're going to have to stop reading my mind. 168 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Why is my favorite form of entertainment? 169 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Makes me itch. 170 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Well, you can take a nice bath on the creek on your way over there in the morning. 171 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Jimmy, come in here. 172 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 It's good soil, Mr. Bold. 173 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 A man couldn't ask for any better. 174 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And all this. 175 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Well, this is about the prettiest place I've ever seen. 176 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 But I've got no money to do. 177 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I've got no money to do. 178 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I've got no money to pay you for it. 179 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Daniel Boone, land and development company. 180 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Well, you don't have to pay me right now. 181 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 You can pay me a little in time. 182 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Whenever you get ahead. 183 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I'm pretty sure Cincinnati's would give you credit for seeds and supplies. 184 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 It's yours, Tim T. 185 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Tell you what. 186 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Let's go see Cincinnati's right now. 187 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 No, Surrey. 188 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I ain't hanging that thing in my tavern and that is final. 189 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I was told you'd seen the life, Cincinnati's. 190 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 You aren't selling any whiskey, are you? 191 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 You can just stop that smurkin at me, Amos Brown. 192 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 If I ain't selling any whiskey, it ain't because of your pits of hell. 193 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 It's because of that dead, blam, whiskey tax. 194 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Well, it's a comfort to know that the Congress is there to place a restraining hand on the arm of the Intemperate. 195 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 If there was one thing I thought I'd get out of all this, 196 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 is not listening to one of your fool lectures. 197 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Oh, now all due respects to you, Miss Charity, that is one of the finest jobs of sampling make and I've ever seen. 198 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 But this is a tavern. 199 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And I am a tavern keeper. 200 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 And you know what the first job of a tavern keeper is? 201 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Have you selected what you want, daughter? 202 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Yes, Father. 203 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 It is selling whiskey. 204 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 How much? 205 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Oh, $1.50. 206 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Oh, howdy, Cincinnati. 207 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Channel. 208 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 How are you? 209 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Hey, Jimmy. 210 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Amos, Mr. Brown would like you to meet your new neighbor, Jimmy McGill. 211 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Neighbor? 212 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Mr. Brown farms the other half of Blueburg Ridge. 213 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yes, we met on the trail yesterday. 214 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 But we were introduced. 215 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Oh, and this is Miss Charity Brown. 216 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Do you mean this young man has purchased that land? 217 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Well, Amos, we've entered into sort of a long-term arrangement. 218 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Well, I guess it makes it all complete. 219 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I beg your pardon. 220 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Well, I just said I found out the prettiest girl I ever saw lives on Blueburg Ridge. 221 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Do you have a family, Mr. McGill, a wife? 222 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 No, no, sir. 223 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 No, I'm by myself. 224 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Perhaps, Father... 225 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Yes? 226 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Perhaps Mr. McGill would like to take his meals with us until he gets settled, since we're his closest neighbors. 227 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I'm sure Mr. McGill can fend for himself. 228 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Come along, Charity. 229 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 But on the other hand, you might like to join us for Sunday services. 230 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I sure would like that, sir. 231 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Good. 232 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Mr. Samuel Stone will be with us. 233 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Charity is betrothed. 234 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Father? 235 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Yes, daughter. 236 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Why did you say that Samuel Stone was my betrothed? 237 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Because he soon will be. 238 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 But I don't like Mr. Stone. 239 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Don't be foolish, child. 240 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Samuel Stone is an upstanding, God-fearing young man. 241 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 How can you not like him? 242 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 He... he never smiles. 243 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 If Samuel isn't frivolous, it's because he spends a good deal of his time wrestling with the devil. 244 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Father... 245 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Besides, he's a very prosperous farmer. 246 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I'm not getting any younger. 247 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I will never consent to you, or marrying anyone who could not take care of you. 248 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 It's the last promise I made to your dear mother. 249 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 I had so arrested peace. 250 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Wouldn't Mother have wanted me to be happy? 251 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I know she would not have liked this unseemly discussion. 252 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Yes, Father. 253 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 There you are. 254 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Oh. 255 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Oh. 256 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Drat that Amos Brown. 257 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 He left that thing here on purpose. I know he did. 258 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 That's kind of pretty. 259 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 The charity's still, sir. 260 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I hope you ain't one of these demon rum folks, too. 261 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Oh, no. 262 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 I just think folks are entitled to their feelings. 263 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 You know, since it has gone take me about a hundred years to pay you back for all of this. 264 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Wouldn't say that long, Jimmy. 265 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 You do a little trappin' in the winter like the other folks around these parts, and we'll likely be squared up in a couple years. 266 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 You don't need money much around here anyway. 267 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Jimmy, it's fishin' the stream, game in the woods. 268 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 You go almost everything else you need. 269 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Well, almost everything. 270 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 You forgot this. 271 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I thought I'd just drop it by. 272 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Oh, my. Thank you very much. 273 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Mr. Brown, you were a very nice house. 274 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Thank you. 275 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 You seem to be a very sensible young man, Mr. McGill. 276 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Well, thank you, sir. 277 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000 So it should be easy to make you see things clearly. 278 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Charity is spoken to by the young man. 279 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 You're a very nice house. 280 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Thank you. 281 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 You seem to be a very sensible young man, Mr. McGill. 282 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Well, thank you, sir. 283 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 So it should be easy to make you see things clearly. 284 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Charity is spoken for. 285 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 But even if she weren't. 286 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Well, I take it that mule is the sum total of your worldly goods. 287 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I may not have many worldly goods, Mr. Brown, but I do have a good pair of ears. 288 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 You all feel free to drop by my house anytime? 289 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 What house? 290 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 That's right. 291 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Billy, I forgot. I don't have one, yes. 292 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 So long. 293 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 And that, my dear daughter, is that. 294 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Unless I have raised you for 17 years to suddenly find that you have become disobedient. 295 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 No, Father. 296 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Let's go. 297 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 You don't suppose Mrs. Samuel Stone will be allowed to have a looking glass either, do you? 298 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Mr. Charity Brown, you are a sinful young woman. 299 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 You must strive harder for perfection. 300 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh, Mr. Stone, it was just the teeny, weeniest little smile. 301 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I hope I shall prove worthy of your confidence, Mr. Brown. 302 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 As you know, I'm always striving for perfection. 303 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I'm aware of that, Samuel. 304 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,000 And that's why I feel that you and Charity should be married sooner than we discussed. 305 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Well, I trust that she hasn't strayed from the path in some way, sir. 306 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:11,000 She is my daughter, but she is a female, and as such, a frail vessel at best. 307 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Well, the sudden haste wouldn't have anything to do with a young man who just purchased the other half of your hollow from Daniel. 308 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Boom, would it? 309 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Who can tell what disguise the devil may assume next Samuel? 310 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Now, suppose we work out the details, and then we'll have my daughter join us. 311 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Dear Lord, I've always tried to be your faithful servant, and I'll always do the very best I can. 312 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I'll marry Samuel Stone tomorrow if that's what father says, because I do honor my father. 313 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I do. 314 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Just let me have one hour, Lord. 315 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 One hour of... 316 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 One hour of what, Charity Brown? 317 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Maybe he is the devil in disguise. 318 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 The dowry, of course, will remain the same. 319 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 I was hoping we could discuss the matter of Mrs. Brown's... 320 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 ...may her soul rest in peace, silver. 321 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Then what did you have in mind? 322 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Well, naturally enough, I assume that since Charity is your only child that you wanted to bring the silver into her own home, to pass on to her own offspring. 323 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm sorry. 324 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Adi. 325 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I thought you might like some bread. I just baked it. 326 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 No, wait a minute. 327 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Now, why don't you stay and share it with me? 328 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Well, it's not seemingly. 329 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I guess I wouldn't be right. 330 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I knew. 331 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 I was just trying to be, um, navelry, not familiar. 332 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Well, of course. I understand. 333 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Out here on the frontier, a person has certain obligations to new settlers. But only so far, don't you think? 334 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Well, definitely. 335 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:44,000 As a matter of fact, since I am new in the area, I'd appreciate some of your views on that subject. 336 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 For example, you could tell me about some of my neighbors. 337 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Now, I've met Mr. Boone, and I was kin, Ben, Cincinnati, you and your father. 338 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 And, uh, well, I just think a fellow should know more about his neighbors, don't you? 339 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Yes, I suppose so. 340 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:11,000 For example, tell me about Mr. Samuel Stone. Just, for example, is he a real nice, neighborly typefellow? 341 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Well, um... 342 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Well, that's very interesting, Mr. Charity, but it's not very informative. 343 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Well, you see... 344 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Look, maybe you could talk a little bit if we went over and sat down, huh? 345 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Well, maybe just for a minute. 346 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Do you have to do that? 347 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 To do what? 348 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Smile. 349 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 What's wrong with smiling? 350 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Well, that's what the devil does. Everybody says so. 351 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Why, he smiles. 352 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Come on, that's the silliest thing I ever heard. 353 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Well, how do you think he's going to do that? 354 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Well, I'm not sure. 355 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Because it just is! Smiling is a perfectly natural thing! 356 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 It was like grass growing. 357 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Why don't you try it? 358 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Father would be ever so annoyed. 359 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Well, come on, just one little smile. 360 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 I'll thank you to remember, I'm only staying here to help you get settled, Mr. McGill. 361 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 I'll have nothing to do with any frivolity. 362 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 No more smiling. 363 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 I'm not sure. 364 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I just want to do that. 365 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 I just got a little riled up when your father said it was a little too late. 366 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Well, what were you saying? 367 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 No, you were telling me about all my neighbors. 368 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Oh, yes, yes. Mr. Samuel Stone. 369 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Father just doped on him. 370 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 You mean on his money? 371 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I am leaving right now. 372 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Don't do that. 373 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I didn't mean what I said. 374 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I just got a little riled up when your father said it was a little too late. 375 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 I didn't mean what I said. I just got a little riled up when your father said... 376 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 But he talked about the sum total of my worldly goods. 377 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Well, he's just looking after my welfare. 378 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I know, but what about you? 379 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I don't understand. 380 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Well, your welfare is one thing. 381 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 But you're another. 382 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I still don't understand. 383 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Look, if I had a canary bird and I was concerned about his welfare, 384 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I probably would put him in a cage and then I'd be sure that he'd be fed and watered and everything. 385 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Now, but if I really cared about that canary bird himself... 386 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Well, that's another matter altogether. 387 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Well, then what would you do? 388 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Well, if you were a canary bird, what would you want to do? 389 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Sing and fly around? 390 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Right. Now you got it. 391 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Now you got it. 392 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 But I'm not a canary bird. 393 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Maybe not, but you got some awful pretty feathers. 394 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Why don't you take that off? 395 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 See, I told you you could smile. 396 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Please? 397 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 What if I ran up behind you and just grabbed it off? 398 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,000 I crossed my heart and you'd just disappear in a puff of smoke. 399 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 You give me back my bonnet this instant, you devil you. 400 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Well, if you really thought I was a devil, you'd be a little more scared. 401 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I am so scared that... 402 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Oh, no, you're not. 403 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 What? 404 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 And I'm real pleased to meet you too, Mr. Stone. 405 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 We're just talking about you. 406 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Get up. 407 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 What? 408 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 What for? 409 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 The hand of the righteous is what you need. 410 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 I don't know what that's going to prove. 411 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Start packing after the lungs. 412 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 What for? 413 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Because you're going to be off this land before the day is out. 414 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 I don't know how you're going to man. 415 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 It's that, Mr. Stone. 416 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I like it here. 417 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Now, daughter. 418 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Well, there doesn't have to be so soon. 419 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Three months isn't too soon. 420 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Now, daughter. 421 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Father, does it have to be so soon? 422 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Three months isn't too soon, my dear. 423 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Have I ever done anything that wasn't in your best interest? 424 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 No. 425 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000 And have you ever seen Samuel do anything that was un-Christian-like? 426 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 He punched Mr. McGill in a jar. 427 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Well, you have to admit that the provocation was un-conversed. 428 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Well, I'm not going to do anything that was un-conversed. 429 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 I'm not going to do anything that was un-conversed. 430 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I'm not going to do anything that was un-conversed. 431 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Well, you have to admit that the provocation was uncommon. 432 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 I suppose it was. 433 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Now, I know that I am the most fortunate of fathers. 434 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 You could disobey me. 435 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 That seems to be the way with children these days. 436 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 But you're a sweet and reasonable girl. 437 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Thank you, Father. 438 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Now, why do you think I want you to marry Samuel? 439 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Because I worship riches? 440 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Because he is a godly man, I suppose, Father? 441 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Partly. 442 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000 But that young man in the woods back there, he too might well be a godly man. 443 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I don't understand. 444 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 It's very simple, really. 445 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 The wilderness is a killer of women. 446 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Hard work, child-bearing. 447 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Sometimes a settler's wife may offer luck 60 when she's only 30. 448 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000 It was my struggle against this land that killed your mother. 449 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 And I've sworn that the same will never happen to you. 450 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Now do you understand? 451 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Yes, Father. 452 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000 And will I hear you singing at your work once more? 453 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I will try. 454 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Good girl. 455 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Father? 456 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yes. 457 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Since it's all been settled, 458 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 does Samuel have to drive Mr. McGill off of his land? 459 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Does it mean so much to you? 460 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 No. 461 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 But he hasn't done anything. 462 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 It's really not your concern. Is it dear? 463 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Samuel, I'm afraid I've already sold that land. 464 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000 You mean papers have already been signed? 465 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000 No, but I've given my word. 466 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Well, I'll give you a little more. 467 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 I'll give you a little more. 468 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Samuel, I'm afraid I've already sold that land. 469 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000 You mean papers have already been signed? 470 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 No, but I've given my word. 471 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Well, I'll give you twice the price. 472 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 You don't seem to understand what I said. I said I'd given my word. 473 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Three times the price. 474 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Samuel, you don't need that land. 475 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Jimmy McGill does. 476 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,000 I'm not concerned with that person's needs. I'm making you a business proposition. 477 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 And I'm turning you down. 478 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I'm going away for to stay a little while. 479 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:25,000 But I'm coming back if I go ten thousand miles. 480 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Oh, who will show your fault? 481 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Oh, who will show your fault? 482 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Oh, who will glove your hand? 483 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Oh, who will kiss your ruby lips when I am gone? 484 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 To the promised land? 485 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Oh, it's me who'll show your fault. 486 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000 It's me who'll glove your hand. 487 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:16,000 And it's me who'll kiss your ruby lips when I am gone. 488 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 To the promised land? 489 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:28,000 I'm going away for to stay a little while. 490 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:37,000 But I'm coming back if I go ten thousand miles. 491 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I'm going to take you ten years to clear the land at this rate. 492 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 I know it. 493 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Hey, just what did you do to Samuel Stone anyway? 494 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I kissed Charity Brown on the cheek. 495 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Why? He tried to buy your note last night from Dannel. 496 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Offered him two, three times the price for it. 497 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 He didn't sell it to him. 498 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000 No, Dannel wouldn't do a thing like that. 499 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Doesn't matter anyway, I guess. 500 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Hey, would you mind standing up? I want to kick you into pains. 501 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:25,000 What for? Because I feel like it. That's what's for. 502 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,000 I guess I deserve that, don't I? You're darn right. 503 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Listen, there ain't nothing standing between you and Miss Charity Brown that you can't earn in ten or twenty years of backbreaking labor. 504 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 I better get to work then. 505 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Hey, you another axe? 506 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Sure do. 507 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Give you hand. 508 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Hey Ben. Yeah. 509 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Why would you think about a fellow abandoning his principles? 510 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 It depends on the principles. 511 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Well, suppose it was for a just cause. 512 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Well, bam. 513 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Depending on the cause. 514 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I very much help, you know that. 515 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000 What are you thinking now? 516 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I'm about to break a solemn vow. 517 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 You want to come? 518 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000 No, sir. I can't let you do it. It just ain't legal. 519 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Since then, Naddis, whatever do you mean? 520 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 What have I asked for that was illegal? 521 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Look, some sugar, some yeast, and some kettle's wire sounds downright wholesome to me. 522 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Do you think I was born yesterday? 523 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Sometimes it pays for a fellow to pretend like he was. 524 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Why don't you just come out and tell me what you mean? 525 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Since you were just born yesterday, you wouldn't understand anything I would say in any way. 526 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Now, would you? 527 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Since then, Naddis, it sure is lonely around here. 528 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 All right. 529 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Sugar, some yeast, and your kettle's wire. 530 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 I didn't ask for that. 531 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Well, you never know what an old whiskey cake might come in handy. 532 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000 I ain't got no use for it, that's for sure. 533 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I don't know. What do you think, Ben? 534 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Oh, they'd be nice to put some flowers in it. 535 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Since then, Naddis. 536 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,000 I'll plant some nice flowers in it, and when they're growing real good, I'll bring it on back, 537 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 and you can sort of use it to dress up the place. 538 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Jimmy, I can't tell you how happy that makes me. 539 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Hey, you sure you know what you're doing? 540 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Of course I do. 541 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Well, then, give it in. I'll give you a hand. 542 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Ben, I don't know whether you even ought to be here. 543 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Like, since Naddis says it's illegal. 544 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 It ain't illegal to make this stuff. 545 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 It's illegal to make it sell it and not pay the tax. 546 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 I don't plan on paying the tax. 547 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I can't make any money that way. 548 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 And you're aiming on gold and jail. 549 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 No. 550 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000 I'm aiming to marry Miss Tarity Brown. 551 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 You sure are a hard fellow to figure out. 552 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 You know that. 553 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 What do you mean? 554 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:35,000 What you come marched into Boone's borough, like one of them everyday farm boys with that worthless deed. 555 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 And next thing, you know, you're engaging in the manufacture of whiskey. 556 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:45,000 And your court and Miss Tarity Brown, who happens to be the truck to the richest fellow in these parts. 557 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 And then you're talking about broken vows and all that. 558 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 I guess it does to you, my peculiar. 559 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Unless you knew about Paul. 560 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 What about Paul? 561 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 He died. 562 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Mighty unusual. 563 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Well, it wasn't a way. 564 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Because it was the whiskey tax that killed him. 565 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 The whiskey tax. 566 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Yeah, broke his heart, I figured. 567 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Right there in his death pad, I vowed that I wasn't going to follow in his footsteps. 568 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 What footsteps? 569 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Paul made the best whiskey in all of Virginia. 570 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Folks used to come for miles around. 571 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Why don't there be anything wrong with that? 572 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Well, he was a regular slave to it. 573 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 And so was Ma and us youngins. 574 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:34,000 And so when he died and left me some money, I swore I was going to buy a farm and raise some grain so that folks could make bread with it and not make the pop skull. 575 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Then you met Miss Tarity Brown. 576 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Not quite. 577 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000 First I met those fellows from the Daniel Boone Land and Development Company. 578 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 That's it, I guess. 579 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 You don't make any more sense than this thing does. 580 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Oh, no. 581 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000 It'll work. 582 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000 It'll work, all right. 583 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 All I need now is some money. 584 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 All I need now is some corn from the Indians. 585 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 There are Indians around here, aren't they? 586 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000 Indians, you can't make whiskey with Indian corn? 587 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Why not? 588 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Grain is grain. 589 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000 All right, you're the expert. 590 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 You don't want any help. 591 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 No, I have been. 592 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I need you to leave me to the Indians. 593 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Well, besides another thing, when I run my first batch, I'll be really grateful if you'd come by and taste it for me. 594 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000 You mean you don't know what this stuff is supposed to taste like, even? 595 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Never touch the stuff. 596 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Another one of your solemn vows, I suppose. 597 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 No, I just don't like the taste. 598 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I'm not sure. 599 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I'm not sure. 600 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I'm not sure. 601 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 I'm not sure. 602 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 I'm not sure. 603 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 I'm not sure. 604 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I'm not sure. 605 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I'm not sure. 606 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I'm not sure. 607 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 I'm not sure. 608 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 I'm not sure. 609 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 I'm not sure. 610 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 I'm not sure. 611 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 I'm not sure. 612 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 I'm not sure. 613 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 I'm not sure. 614 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I'm not sure. 615 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 I'm not sure. 616 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I'm not sure. 617 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 I'm not sure. 618 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I'm not sure. 619 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 I'm not sure. 620 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I'm not sure. 621 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 I'm not sure. 622 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I'm not sure. 623 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 I'm not sure. 624 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I'm not sure. 625 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000 I'm not sure. 626 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I'm not sure. 627 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm not sure. 628 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I'm not sure. 629 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I'm not sure. 630 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I'm not sure. 631 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 I'm not sure. 632 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I'm not sure. 633 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I'm not sure. 634 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 I'm not sure. 635 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 I'm not sure. 636 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000 I'm not sure. 637 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 I'm not sure. 638 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I'm not sure. 639 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 I'm not sure. 640 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I'm not sure. 641 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I'm not sure. 642 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I'm not sure. 643 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 I'm not sure. 644 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 I'm not sure. 645 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 I'm not sure. 646 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I'm not sure. 647 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 I'm not sure. 648 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I'm not sure. 649 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000 I'm not sure. 650 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I'm not sure. 651 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000 I'm not sure. 652 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000 I'm not sure. 653 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I'm not sure. 654 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I'm not sure. 655 00:35:44,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Lightin Mike SalNet and L. 656 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Did you know that the 657 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Come on, you look awful. 658 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Take a couple. 659 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Smells like whiskey. 660 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Of course it smells like whiskey. 661 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Taste it. 662 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000 I'm sure that's a real sensible thing to do, Jim. 663 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Look, Ben, Charity Brown is going 664 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000 to marry Samuel Stone next Sunday. 665 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Jimmy, even if you had liquid sunshine in here, 666 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 you ain't going to make enough money off of it 667 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 to stop that wedding by Sunday. 668 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Will you just taste it? 669 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Simpson at us. 670 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Come on. 671 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I'm coming. 672 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 You hold your horses. 673 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Get a big night's sleep. 674 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 I'll come in just a minute. 675 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Now hold on. 676 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Ben, what are you doing here? 677 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Shut up, old fool. 678 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Get me a mop. 679 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Pretty similar than night. 680 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 What are you got there? 681 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 I've got you a barrel of flowers. 682 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 A barrel of flowers? 683 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Yeah. 684 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Shut up and drink that now. 685 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Don't look like it's trouble. 686 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Well, there he is, and there ain't. 687 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 If you're not too busy, David, 688 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 we'd like to talk with you a minute. 689 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Well, I don't reckon you can sit or sleep in. 690 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 That's being too busy. 691 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Ben, just come on over here. 692 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 What's in mind earlier, Ben? 693 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 More like late than early. 694 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I take it. 695 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 It's important that I take a drink this right now. 696 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 It is. 697 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Where'd you get it? 698 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Unbelievable, ain't it? 699 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 You'll never guess what it's made out of. 700 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 All right. 701 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 What is it made out of? 702 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Indian corn. 703 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Indian corn? 704 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 I suppose that's possible, but we're... 705 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Jimmy McGill. 706 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Brought it from Virginia. 707 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 No, he made it right up there on Bluebird Ridge. 708 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Himself. 709 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Here, I thought he was a farmer. 710 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Well, he is, but he's got this prop. 711 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Ben, you tell him. 712 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Jimmy, you didn't even taste it. 713 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000 That's right. 714 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 He hates the stuff. 715 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 He made it for Miss Charity Brown. 716 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Charity Brown. 717 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 718 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Maybe I'm still asleep. 719 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Charity Brown? 720 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Well, yeah. 721 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 You don't know that Miss Charity Brown is going to be there. 722 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 But Miss Charity Brown is going to marry Samuel Stone next Sunday. 723 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000 You know, it's her paw that's again her like in Jimmy. 724 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000 If Jimmy ever had any money, she would have had her paw that might look at things a little bit different. 725 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 That's the only problem. 726 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Jimmy's got an Omelet. 727 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 That's why he made this still up there in the hill. 728 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 I see. 729 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:59,000 You like it so much? 730 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:07,000 You marry Samuel Stone. 731 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 I know. 732 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000 I know. 733 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:18,000 What other man would send all the way to Boston for regular Paris France silk for his girl's wedding dress? 734 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 I mean, but I'm only thinking of your best interest, my dear. 735 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:29,000 You have nothing to do but fancy stitching and you'll spend your evenings watching Samuel strive for perfection. 736 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 What do you say? 737 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I say it'd be so much fun with the devil. 738 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000 What would he want with a wife? 739 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Why don't we take this wedding dress and give it to some poor deserving orphan? 740 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Go away. 741 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Nope. 742 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Will you please go away this instant? 743 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Why don't you scream? 744 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Just exactly. What is it you want, Mr. McGill? 745 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,000 I want you to call me Jimmy. 746 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 In the middle of the night? 747 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000 It's good a time to start, isn't it? 748 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Are you going to leave or am I going to have to... 749 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Scream? 750 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 We've been through that. 751 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Well then, just what is it you want, Mr.... 752 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Jimmy. 753 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Jimmy. 754 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 I want you to come over here and give me a kiss. 755 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 What? 756 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 You heard me? Do you want me to leave? 757 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:42,000 What, I certainly do. 758 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000 One kiss. Off I go. 759 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I'm sorry. 760 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Do you have any special reason for tormenting me? 761 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:21,000 I only came to tell you that you're not going to marry Samuel Stone on Sunday. 762 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 What do you mean? 763 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Because you're going to marry me. 764 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 But... 765 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Don't worry. By Sunday, I'll be rich. 766 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Wait, how are you going to... 767 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Do you want a wicked father? 768 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000 You can't do it. 769 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000 You be late? I know he will. 770 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 You don't reckon he got lost? 771 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Lost? 772 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Daddlebone has been blazing trails, cleared a Mississippian further. 773 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000 You don't reckon he's going to get lost going to the next county, do you? 774 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000 All due respect. Even Christopher Columbus got lost. 775 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 I... 776 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Don't bother sensing that. You won't listen to anybody. 777 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 I can't wait much longer, Mr Stone. 778 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I'm sure there will be a longer record. 779 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Jimmy? 780 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Jimmy? 781 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Jimmy? 782 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Are you ready, Duffer? 783 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Charity? 784 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Charity, do you know what time it is? 785 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 In Heaven's name, where have you been? 786 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 I... 787 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000 I was just looking around for the last time, Father. 788 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000 But you'll be your off on my dear. 789 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Yes, but it won't be the same, will it? 790 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Oh, come, child. You don't want to be late to your own wedding, do you? 791 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 No. No, Father. 792 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Come, let's go. 793 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Oh, no. 794 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Charity, you will please let us pass, Mr. McGill. 795 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Oh! 796 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 It just ain't like Donald. 797 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 He should have been here. I told you it wouldn't make it. 798 00:44:51,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Do you, Samuel, take this woman, Charity, to be your lawful wedded wife, to love, honor, and obey, in sickness or health, till death do you part? 799 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 I do. 800 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:31,000 And do you, Charity, take this man, Samuel, for your lawful wedded husband, to love, honor, and obey, in sickness or health, until death do you part? 801 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I do. 802 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:44,000 If there be any man here who knows any reason why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let him speak now. 803 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Or forever, hold his peace. 804 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Excuse me, Reverend, for breaking in this way, but when I think I have something to add to this occasion. 805 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Who's that man with Daniel? 806 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000 I don't know. 807 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 You know a reason why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony? 808 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:07,000 We've, uh, come to offer, Mr. Charity, a choice, before it's too late. 809 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 I'll thank you, Daniel, to sink your business at some other time. 810 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Well, I'm afraid some of the time won't do, Samuel. 811 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Uh, this is Thaddeus King, Reverend. He's the man with a choice. 812 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Well, I have come to ask for Miss Brown's hand, on behalf of a young fellow, who has recently come into a considerable fortune. 813 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:31,000 I fail to see why another man's fortune is good cause for discontinuing this wedding. 814 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000 I am Miss Brown's father, Mr. King. Perhaps you should explain yourself to me. 815 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000 I'd be delighted, sir. The young fellow in question has yearned for your daughter from afar, sir. 816 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,000 And as I understand it, she has not found him lacking in qualities. 817 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:52,000 But, uh, little more than a puffer when he first cast adoring eyes upon her, 818 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000 he set himself the task of making a fortune in order that he might aspire for her hand. 819 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000 And he did it? Yes, indeed, he certainly did. 820 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000 American ingenuity, together with the pangs of love. 821 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 It's a combination you can't keep down, sir. 822 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000 You have, uh, evidence of this fortune, Mr. King? Yes, sir. 823 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Well, it's difficult for me to believe that such an amount can come to such a young man in such a short length of time through honest activity. 824 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Precisely, how did he come about this money? 825 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Well, it is complicated, sir. But simply put, he has, um, invented a new use for Indian corn. 826 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:41,000 And as a grateful manufacturer, this is the least I could give him in return for the recipe, for the patent. 827 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Well, I don't know. 828 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Father, isn't it better to be rich and happy than rich and miserable? 829 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000 What'd you say, Jim? A short prayer. 830 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Well, he is an upstanding young man. And he is Godfearing. 831 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 You have my blessings, my dear. 832 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Samuel, I'm sorry. Truly I am. 833 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000 I'm sorry for what I said, Mr. Boone. 834 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000 What? About Christopher Columbus. 835 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Damn, you had us worried there for a while. 836 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Well, it turned out all right, didn't it, Ben? 837 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Yeah, it did. 838 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000 You know, thought he was king. Nobody would like to. 839 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Nothing I like better than a happy ending. 840 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Well, I'd be a lot happier if they just get rid of this dad-blamed whiskey packs. 841 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Well, that's it. They just did. 842 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Oh, I tell you, they took the heart out of me when they passed that ridiculous tax. 843 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,000 But yesterday I get word that has been repealed, and dental here comes along with a jug of the best taste and whiskey in the world. 844 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000 I tell you, it is our happiest day of my life. 845 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I can just see millions of beautiful jug-suffles. 846 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000 What are you going to call it, Thaddeus? 847 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,000 It doesn't matter. I'll think of something when I get home to Bourbon County. 848 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 To the Brighton Room. 849 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 To the Brighton Room. 850 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Hey.